Owens Jokes

An assistant coach for the Dallas Cowboys is suing a local McDonalds restaurant after his wife found a rat in a salad she started eating after they arrived home.
The spokesperson from McDonalds said "Yeah, and?" "This IS McDonalds. We're not Applebee's or anything."
This was the wide receivers coach that was caught on film having a verbal altercation with tumultuous wide receiver Terrell Owens. When Owens was asked his comment on the rat/salad incident he replied:
"McDonalds, I'm lovin' it."

Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Terrell Owens broke down during an emotional defense of his quarterbacks's performance following Sunday's loss to the New York Giants.

Owens is now the the favorite to win the South Carolina Democratic primary.

Terrell Owens denies claims that he attempted suicide saying, "Man, that didn't happen."
He then continued, "If Terrell Owens wanted to kill Terrell Owens, Terrell Owens would be dead. Nobody would be better or deader than Terrell Owens."

Dallas Cowboys safety Keith Davis was admitted to the hospital after being shot twice. He is recovering nicely and said to be in good spirits.
Not in good spirits is Davis' teammate Terrell Owens. Fuming after reading of the safety's blatant attempt to grab a headline Owens shot himself 3 times, did some sit-ups in his driveway and demanded a trade.

Dallas wide receiver, Terrell Owens, got into another fight, this time with Cowboys positions coach, Todd Haley. Dallas coaches are starting to long for the old days, when their receivers just did coke like they were supposed to.