"Cowboys player shot" joke

Dallas Cowboys safety Keith Davis was admitted to the hospital after being shot twice. He is recovering nicely and said to be in good spirits.
Not in good spirits is Davis' teammate Terrell Owens. Fuming after reading of the safety's blatant attempt to grab a headline Owens shot himself 3 times, did some sit-ups in his driveway and demanded a trade.

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