Q: How many orthopedic surgeons does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Why don't you just let us take out the socket? You aren't using it anyway, and it will only cause you trouble later.
The 70-year-old man sat down in the orthopedic surgeon's office. "You know, Doc," he said, "I've made love in more exotic cars than anyone I know. Must be at least a thousand." "And now, I suppose, you want me to treat you for the arthritis you got from scrunching up in all those uncomfortable positions," the medic said." Hell, no," the old fellow replied. "I want to borrow your Lamborghini."
Q What is the difference between God and an orthopedic surgeon
A God dosn't think he is an orthopedic surgeon.
What do you call 2 orthopedic doctors reading an EKG?
A double blind study!!!