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    Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team."It's fantastic the way you strike the line, dodge, tackle and weave through your opponents."Luke was a shy fellow, but blurted out, "I suppose it all comes from early training, sir. You see, my mom used to take me shopping with her on sale days."

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    INTRODUCING the greatest and most powerful new chip out
    of INTEL's(TM) Microprocessor Labs: The Potato(TM) Chip.
    Finally, with much fanfare, the newest upgrade to the
    best selling Pentium(TM) processor is released. The
    Potato(TM) Chip uses the latest in biochemical and
    electonic engineering. This newly developed organic
    microprocessor outshines the previous generation.
    The Potato(TM) Chip has 100% more speed, 100% more memory,
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    the traditional 200Mhz PentiumPro(TM) Chip.
    The new Potato(TM) Chip will soon be available in several
    flavors: Standard for the generic PC, Barbeque for those
    engineers and scientists who need an extra kick, Cajun for
    secretaries so that the engineers can drool over it, sour-cream and onions for the very low end user, and Low Sodium for the laptop market.
    Soon a modified version of the Potato(TM) Chip will be
    released for the Very High End more...

    Redmond, Wash.
    April 1, 1998
    Microsoft today announced the newest addition to its popular Windows (TM) line of computer operating systems. Code named Atlantis, the newest offering will be officially known as Win '00, pronounced Windows double zero.
    At the gala press conference, complete with red, white, and blue lights bathing the stage, Bill Gates, President and CEO of Microsoft, personally made the announcement. Multicast to every corner of the world, Gates spoke to the huge crowd of computer press, as a 60 foot high video screen behind him showed his face, and Aerosmith sang their hit 'Dream On' in the background.
    "We are on the verge of the new millenium, and Microsoft is ready to lead the way into the new century. Just as we have been on the forefront of technology, claiming every advance in computing, we will now set the newest standard in the market. Taking the concept of the Virtual machine to its next logical evolutionary stage, our new operating system more...

    What is the newest game at the white house?
    Swallowing the leader!

    What is the newest game at the white house? Swallowing the leader!

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