Nancy Pelosi Jokes / Recent Jokes

Obama's speechwriter must have been Joe Biden. The speech was so long and dull that even with all her botox treatments, Nancy Pelosi couldn't keep her eyes open.

Nancy Pelosi turns 70 today and her face turns 20. Unfortunately, she couldn't blow out the candles on her cake becasue her lips no longer move. For her birthday, Democrats gave her a dozen roses; Republicans gave her a Toyota.

...only 2 questions remain regarding Nancy Pelosi & her knowledge of the waterboarding issue...what did the Speaker know, and when did she stop knowing it.

"You mean my old analog TV won't work--the FCC never informed me about this," exclaimed an exasperated Nancy Pelosi.

Please let one of those people be Nancy Pelosi.

"It's that darn Pelosi woman. Maybe if I close my eyes she won't see me."

Promises First Act Will Be to Gavel Hastert Unconscious