Nancy Pelosi Jokes / Recent Jokes

Italian researchers say that shots of Botox can relieve constipation.
"Apparently Italians inject it in a different place," said Senator Nancy Pelosi.

7 out of 10 Americans agreed that the nation is headed in the wrong direction. The 3 that thought differently were Pelosi, Reed and Obama!

Nancy Pelosi was visting her home district when the quake occurred. In fact, she and her husband were making love when the quake hit. Pelosi's husband said it was the first time in ten years that she moved during sex.

Two uninvited guests slipped through security and crashed the state dinner at the White House Tuesday night. Today apologies were issued by Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi.

Finishing a close second was "Pelosi"