Mistmas Jokes

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    Christmas Cookie Ingredients:
    1 cup of water
    1 tsp baking soda
    1 cup of sugar
    1 tsp salt
    1 cup of brown sugar
    lemon juice
    4 large eggs
    1 cup nuts
    2 cups of dried fruit
    1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila
    Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the
    Cuervo again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one
    level cup and drink.
    Turn on the electric mixer…Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy
    bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar…Beat again.
    At this point it’s best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK, try
    another cup. . just in case.
    Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and
    chuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pick the frigging fruit off floor…
    Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers
    just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
    Samp! le! the Cuervo to check for tonsist icity.
    Next, sift two cups of salt, or more...

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