Missy Jokes / Recent Jokes

Angela went up to her mom and ask if she could take missy for awalk. Her mom said no, that missy was in heat."What is heat?" Mom said go ask your Dad, he is outside working oncar.Angela goes outside and ask her Dad if she can take missy for awalk, her Mom had said no, that missy was in heat. "What is heatDad"? Go get the leash and bring her here. She goes and get missy andbrings her back on a leash. Her Dad takes a grease rag and soaks itin Gasoline and swips her bottom with it.Now you can take her around the block one time. Angela goes down thestreet and comes back shorty with the leash and no missy. Dad says"where is missy?"Angela said "missy ran out of gas and another dog pushed her downthe street.

Missy Elliott will star in the big-screen version of her life story, Universal Pictures has announced. This continues a trend of major movie studios backing biographical movies of hip-hop artists such as Eminem and 50 Cent.
Every rapper/actor starring in their life story on a non-straight-to-video release take one step forward. Not so fast Missy.