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What do a SCUD missile and a viola player have in common? They're both offensive and inaccurate.

India test fired a nuclear capable missile just days after rival Pakistan tested it's own missile. A spokesman for India proclaimed that their missile - code named "Helmet" - was longer and reached a wider area than Pakistan's missile - code named "Aardvark Nose".

Why is a violinist like a scud missile?
Both are offensive and inaccurate.

Why is a violinist like a SCUD missile? Both are offensive and inaccurate.

India test fired a nuclear capable missile today just days after rival Pakistan tested it's own missile. A spokesman for India proclaimed that their missile - code named "Helmet" - was longer and reached a wider area than Pakistan's missile - code named "Aardvark Nose".

You have reached the Strategic Air Command Nuclear Missile Storage Facility. We are unable to come to the phone right now. At the tone, please leave your name, number, and target or list of targets, and we'll launch as soon as we can. And have a nice day.