Oboe Jokes

What is a burning oboe good for? Setting a bassoon on fire.

Why is a bassoon better than an oboe? The bassoon burns longer.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get away from the bassoon recital. Q: Why is a bassoon better than an oboe? A: The bassoon burns longer. Q: What is a burning oboe good for? A: Setting a bassoon on fire. Q: Which burns better, an oboe or a bassoon? A: A bassoon; there's more wood! Q: How many bassoonists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation. Q: What are oboes good for? A: Kindling when burning basoons

What is the definition of a half step? Two oboes playing in unison. What is the definition of a major second? Two baroque oboes playing in unison.

Why is a bassoon better than an oboe?
The bassoon burns longer.