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A man and a woman walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier.' 'Show the lady your finest mink!'' the fellow exclaims. So the owner of the shop goes in back and comes out with an absolutely gorgeous full-length coat. As the lady tries it on, the furrier discreetly whispers to the man,' 'Ah, sir, that particular fur goes for $65,000.''

''No problem! I'll write you a check!''

''Very good, sir.'' says the shop owner.' 'Today is Saturday. You may come by on Monday to pick it up, after the check has cleared.''

So the man and the woman leave. On Monday, the fellow returns. The store owner is outraged,' 'How dare you show your face in here?! There wasn`t a single penny in your checking account!!''

''I just had to come by,'' grinned the guy,' 'to thank you for the most wonderful weekend of my life!''

Three members of a weekly female bridge quartet were duly impressed when the fourth arrived wearing an incredibly gorgeous new mink coat.
"That's a stunning garment, Louise," one woman purred. "It must have cost you a fortune!"
"No, not at all," Louise replied, "just a single piece of ass."
"You mean," the admirer of the coat continued, "one that you gave your husband?"
"No," grinned Louise, "one that he got from the maid."

A man and a woman enter a very posh shop on Rodeo Drive. "We would like to see your finest mink coat," he exclaims. The shop owner goes in the back and returns with a stunning, full-length coat.
As the lady is trying it on, the shop keeper takes the man aside and discreetly whispers, "Sir, that particular coat sells for $65,000."
"That's not a problem," he replies. "I'll write you a check."
"That's fine, sir," replies the shop owner. "Since today is Saturday though, you can return on Monday to pick up the coat after your check has cleared."
The man agrees and the couple leave. On Monday morning, the man returns to the shop.
"You have a nerve showing your face in here!" shouts the outraged shop owner. "Your check was of no value since there wasn't a single penny in your checking account."
"I just had to come by and thank you," the man replies with a grin. "That was the more...

A man and a woman walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier. ''Show the lady your finest mink!'' the fellow exclaims. So the owner of the shop goes in back and comes out with an absolutely gorgeous full-length coat. As the lady tries it on, the furrier discreetly whispers to the man, ''Ah, sir, that particular fur goes for $65,000.''
''No problem! I'll write you a check!''
''Very good, sir.'' says the shop owner. ''Today is Saturday. You may come by on Monday to pick it up, after the check has cleared.''
So the man and the woman leave. On Monday, the fellow returns. The store owner is outraged, ''How dare you show your face in here?! There wasn't a single penny in your checking account!!''
''I just had to come by,'' grinned the guy, ''to thank you for the most wonderful weekend of my life!''

Kurt was going out with a nice girl and finally popped the question.
"Will you marry me, darling?" he asked.Lisa smiled coyly and said, "Yes, if you'll buy me a mink."Kurt thought for a moment and then replied, "Okay, it's a deal, on one condition.""What is that?" Lisa asked."You'll have to clean the cage," Kurt replied."