Mane Jokes

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    A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, "what's the matter?"
    The fellow replies, "well I've got these two horses (sniff, sniff), and well... I can't tell them apart. I don't know if I'm mixing up riding times or even feeding them the right foods."
    The bartender, feeling sorry for the guy, tries to think of somthing he can do.
    "Why don't you try shaving the tail of one of the horses?"
    The man stops crying and says, "that sounds like a good idea, I think I'll try it."
    A few months later he comes back to the bar in worse condition than he was before.
    "What's the matter now?"
    the bartender asks.
    The fellow, in no condition to be in public, answers, "I shaved the tail of one of the horses (sob, sob), but it grew back and I can't tell them apart again!"
    The bartender, now just wanting him to shut up or leave says, "why don't you try more...

    A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day. So Vikki mounts the horse, taps its butt, and the horse starts to take off at a reasonable speed. She is having fun, and decides she wants to go a little faster, so she kicks the horses butt, and the horse goes just a little faster. All of a sudden Vikki begins to lose her grip on the reigns of the horse and she begins to fall off, she starts screaming but the horse seemingly unoticing its rider continues... Now Vikki is grabbing on the the horses mane when she beigns to feel tired and her grip starts to fail. The blond lets go of the horses mane, only to get her foot caught in the saddle. So now she is riding along, the horse unnoticing and Vikki's head is beating against the ground over, and over, and over. She almost loses conscience when the Wal-Mart manager runs out and turns off the horse. Sent by Marge

    A guy walks into a bar with a sad look on his face. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, "What`s the matter?"
    The guy replies, "well I`ve got these two horses, and you see... I can`t tell them apart. I don`t know if I`m mixing up riding times or even feeding them the right food."

    The bartender, feeling sorry for the guy, tries to think of something that he can do. "Why don`t you try shaving the tail of one of the horses?"
    The man stops crying and says, "That sounds like a good idea, I think I`ll try it."

    A few months later he comes back to the bar in worse condition than he was before. "What`s the matter now?" the bartender asks.
    The guy, sobbing, answers, "I shaved the tail of one of the horses (sob, sob), but it grew back and I can`t tell them apart again!" The bartender, now just wanting him to shut up or leave says, "Why don`t you try shaving the mane, maybe that will not more...

    A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, "what's the matter?"
    The fellow replies, "well I've got these two horses (sniff, sniff), and well... I can't tell them apart. I don't know if I'm mixing up riding times or even feeding them the right foods."
    The bartender, feeling sorry for the guy, tries to think of somthing he can do. "Why don't you try shaving the tail of one of the horses?"
    The man stops crying and says, "that sounds like a good idea, I think I'll try it."
    A few months later he comes back to the bar in worse condition than he was before. "What's the matter now?" the bartender asks.
    The fellow, in no condition to be in public, answers, "I shaved the tail of one of the horses (sob, sob), but it grew back and I can't tell them apart again!"
    The bartender, now just wanting him to shut up or leave says, "why don't you try shaving the more...

    One day this blonde is riding a horse. As they are trotting along the blond decides she wants to go faster and do some tricks so she starts turning the horse around in a circle. All of a sudden she starts to slip so she grabs the horses mane. But even though she has hold of the mane she was still slipping. so she decided the best thing to do was to not fall off by putting her foot in the saddle. So she's riding along hanging from her foot, with her head banging on the ground, almost near death when the K Mart guy comes over and turns of the horse.

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