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    A little boy heard his mom and dad fightin and the mom called the dad a bastard and he called her a bitch so the boy asks whats a bitch and whats a bastard? The parents said well, a bitch is a girl and a bastard is a boy. So the little boy then hears the neighbor say to his wife, im gonna stick my dick in your pussy and the boy again asks his parents what a pussy and a dick are. the parents say, well, a dick is a hat and a pussy is a coat. So the boy goes on and then his dad is shaving and he cuts himself and says Shit. So the boy asks, whats shit dad? and the father says its a type of shaving cream. Then he is downstairs and the mother is cuttin the turkey and she cuts herself and says Fuck. the boy asks mom what does fuck mean? and she says its a way of cuttin turkey. Then all the family and friends come over for thanksgiving and the boy answers the door and says," hey all you bitches and bastards! Please hand me your pussies and dicks and wait in the living room. my parents more...

    A childs Abcs

    Hot 4 months ago

    A mother and a father were fighting calling each other bitches and bastards. When there 5 year old son walked in and asked what bitches and bastards meant. The parents said it was a very nice way to say ladies and gentlemen.
    The next day the parents were feeling horny and were saying boobs and dicks. Their son walked in and asked what it meant. They replied it means coat and hats.
    The next day was thanksgiving and the father was shaving, he cut himself and yelled shit! The son walked in and asked what it meant. The father replied its the brand of shaving creme.
    That same day the mother was cutting the turkey and she cut herself. She yelled FUCK! The son walked in and asked what it meant. The mother replied it meant cutting the turkey.
    The doorbell rang and the boy opened the door. The boy announced, "Good evening Bitches and Bastards, please hang up your boobs and dicks on the coat rack while my dad is wiping the shit off his face and my mother is fucking the more...

    Wat a Cuss Word

    Hot 2 years ago

    The mom calls the husband a "bastard."
    Then, the dad calls the wife a "bitch."
    Little Billy goes to his mom and says "Mom? what is a bitch and a bastard?"
    Mom says "Well, a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentlemen."
    Later Billy goes outside and hears his neighbors, and hears "Put your penis in my vagina!"
    So Billy goes to his mom and says "Mom? What is a penis and vagina?"
    His mom says "Well Billy, a penis is a hat and a vagina is a coat."
    Later, Billy sees his dad shaving and cuts himself and says "Shit!"
    Billy said "Dad, what is shit?"
    And then his dad says,"Well billy, Shit is a type of Shaving cream."
    Billy goes to see his mom cutting the turkey and his mom cuts her finger and says "Fuck!"
    Billy says to his mom, "Mom? what is fuck?"
    "Well Billy, fuck is a way of cutting the turkey"
    Later the guests more...

    A fellow walks into a bar very down on himself. As he walks up to the bar the bartender asks, "what's the matter?"
    The fellow replies, "well I've got these two horses (sniff, sniff), and well... I can't tell them apart. I don't know if I'm mixing up riding times or even feeding them the right foods."
    The bartender, feeling sorry for the guy, tries to think of somthing he can do.
    "Why don't you try shaving the tail of one of the horses?"
    The man stops crying and says, "that sounds like a good idea, I think I'll try it."
    A few months later he comes back to the bar in worse condition than he was before.
    "What's the matter now?"
    the bartender asks.
    The fellow, in no condition to be in public, answers, "I shaved the tail of one of the horses (sob, sob), but it grew back and I can't tell them apart again!"
    The bartender, now just wanting him to shut up or leave says, "why don't you try more...

    it was the day before thanksgiving and the dad was upstairs shaving and he cut himself and said shit and the little boy said what does that mean and the father said its another word for shaving the mom and the dad had an argument the mom said you bitch you bastered and the boy said what does that mean and they said its another word for ladies and jentlemen so the mom was downstairs cleaning the turkey and she cut herself and said fuck the boy said what does that mean its another word for cleaning the turkey and the doorbell rang the little boy said to the guest hello bitches and bastereds my dad is upstairs shaving the shit off his face and moms in the kitchen fucking the turkey.

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