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Q. Where do you find a no legged dog?

A. Right where you left him.

Q. What do you call a one legged woman?A. Eileen

One day a three legged dog walked into a bar.
He said, "I'm looking for the guy that shot my paw."

where do 1 legged people eat?
At I-hop!

Where do you find a no legged dog? Right where you left him.