Lamia Jokes

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    Excerpted from "Quotes, damned quotes and..." by John Bibby.
    Mathematicians are like Frenchmen: whatever you say to them they
    translate into their own language and forthwith it is something
    entirely different. (Goethe)
    If there is a 50-50 chance that something can go wrong, then 9
    times out of ten it will. (Paul Harvey News, 1979)
    "Give us a copper Guv," said the beggar to the Treasury
    statistician when he waylaid him in Parliament square. "I
    haven't eaten for three days." "Ah," said the statistician, "And
    how does that compare with the same period last year?" (Russell
    Lewis)
    "I gather, young man, that you wish to be a Member of
    Parliament. The first lesson that you must learn is, when I call
    for statistics about the rate of infant mortality, what I want
    is proof that fewer babies died when I was Prime Minister than
    when anyone else was Prime Minister. That is a more...

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