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Sometime after independence three great leaders of the country -

Mahatma Gandhi, Lal Bahadur Shastri and Jawaharlal Nehru went to heaven.

God asked Lal Bahadur Shastri how many children he had during his time
on earth. He replied saying he had three! Happy with the relatively good family planning adopted, God gave Shastri a Mercedes!

Jawaharlal is next and on replying that he had 15 children, God is pretty angry and gives him an inexpensive Maruti.

Sometime later the three see Mahatma Gandhi returning on foot. They ask why God hadn’t given him anything. Gandhiji replied with anger, “Some idiot told God that I was the father of the nation! “

Teacher(Asks Student)-Wats Ur Father Names?
Student(Replys Teacher)-His Name Is Butter Red
Teacher(With A Surprised Face)-Wat?
Student(Replys)-Yes Maam
His Name Is Makhan Lal! !!!!

My pocket got picked in the bus today but my wife saved my money,' said Ram Lal.
His friend Girdhari Lal, full of sympathy, asked,' Did your wife manage to catch the pickpocket?'
'No, no. She was not on the bus,' replied Ram Lal.
'Then how did she save your money?' enquired Girdhari Lal rather puzzled.
'Oh, she had removed most of the cash from my wallet in the morning!' replied Ram Lal.

The Ram Lals were having a lot of tension in their marriage. Ram Lal's wife went to consult a holy man and sought his guidance.

The holy man heard her complaints and said,' Beti, it is our tradition that a good wife always follows in the footsteps of her husband. So must you.'

'But maharaj, how can I do that?' asked Ram Lal's wife.' My husband is a postman.'