Kool-aid Jokes

Your momma so fat...
When she hauls butt she has to make two trips.
When she dances she makes the band skip.
When she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave your momma 13 years to live.
She puts mayonnaise on aspirin.
Her butt has its own congressman.
Her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
Her high school graduation picture was an aerial photograph.
Her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
The back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
"Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of your momma's butt cheeks.
All the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Your Momma"
When she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
When she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
She was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
She's more...

Q: Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID?A: Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.

Yo momma is so ghetto, when she breast feeds, Kool-Aid comes out!

Q: Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID?
A: Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet.

One day a blonde, brunette, and a redhead were each making something for a party.
The blonde was making some kool-aid, the burnette was making a turkey and stuffing, and the redhead was making a cake.
"Well," the burnett says, "How in the world am I going to get all of this stuffing inside of this little turkey?"
The redhead says, "I can't possibly get all of this batter into this little bowl."
Then the blonde says, "Enough with your problems. How the hell am I supposed to get a whole gallon of water into this package of kool-aid?"