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Ok, I know that you can really buy a detachable vagina from an adult store, but here is the problem and my story.
First of all, its very strange to go into a store and ask somebody behind the counter, "Excuse me, where do you keep the vaginas?" Only to have them respond, "Isle 12," like it's nothing, like they do this all the time. Ooops, they do.
Anyway, I am on isle 12 and there are tons of vaginas, just like they said. There are vaginas that vibrate, and I am thinking to myself, "A vibrating vagina? That could be interesting." They even have vaginas with pubic hair. Pubic hair? I'm not gonna be looking at it for its anatomical correctness. And wait, there was even a clitoris! Who is that for? I mean I don't ever remember telling a woman, "Ohhh baby, I want you to rub your clitoris all over my body." I mean, isn't that for the woman? I don't think I am going to try to go down on my detachable vagina, that would be more...
A guy driving a truck in the middle of nowhere picks up a hitch-hiker.
It gets dark and the hitch-hiker falls asleep. Suddenly bang, and the hitch-hiker wakes
up,"what the hell was that?". The truck driver replies,
"some kinda animal, go back to sleep."
Further the same thing again, bang, "What the hell was that?", "some kinda animal
again."
Further into the night, bang, bang, bang, "What the hell was that?",
"Some [ethnic] bastard!". "How terrible", says the hitch-hiker, "but there
were 3 bangs"
The truck driver replies, "Yeah, well I had to go through two fences to
get the bastard..."