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One day an old jewish pole, living in Warsaw, has his last light bulb
burn out. To get a new one he'll have to stand in line for two hours
at the store (and they'll probably be out by the time he gets there),
so he goes up to his attic and starts rummaging around for an old oil
lamp he vaguely remembers seeing.
He finds the old brass lamp in the bottom of a trunk that has seen
better days. He starts to polish it and (poof!) a genie appears in
cloud of smoke.
"Hoho, Mortal!" says the genie, stretching and yawning, "For releasing
me I will grant you three wishes."
The old man thinks for a moment, and says, "I want Genghis Khan
resurrected. I want him to re-unite his mongol hordes, march to the
Polish border, and then decide he doesn't want the place and march
back home."
"No sooner said than done!" thunders the genie. "Your second wish?"
"Ok. I want Genghis Khan more...

Pyar To Hona Hi Tha:

Kajol gets off the train to use the public toilet at the railway station and the train chugs off without her. Poor girl, little did she know that every train compartment has four toilets inside.

Rangeela:

Aamir Khan tells his friend that he will take Urmila Matondkar for a Chinese meal. Strangely when they are in the restaurant, Aamir Khan orders usal pav etc. What's happened to the noodle & chowmein?

Khiladiyon Ka Khiladi:

Akshay Kumar boards a Jet Airways flight to America. Well well - some promotion for our Indian Jet Airways - since when did they start flying abroad?

Raja Hindustani:

Navneet Nishan has a short hair before marriage. But after tying the knot, overnight she acquires waist-length hair. What a hair raising experience!!

Raja:

Dilip Tahil empties a can of petrol over Madhuri. Minutes later, Sanjay Kapoor takes the same can and pours it over Dilip Tahil. more...

Born in Jungle =
Sher Khan.

Born in Summer =
Sharbat Khan.

Born in War =
Barood Khan.

Born in Anger =
Ghazab Khan.

Born in Horror =
Haybat Khan.

Born near Ocean =
Samandar Khan.

Born near Garden =
Gul Khan.

Born with Abnormal features =
Ajab Khan.

Born with out Brain =
Shahid Afridi Khan.

Born in Jungle =& & Sher Khan. Born in Summer = Sharbat Khan. Born in War = Barood Khan. Born in Anger = Ghazab Khan. Born in Horror =& Haybat Khan. Born near Ocean = Samandar Khan. Born near Garden = Gul Khan. Born with Abnormal features = Ajab Khan. Born with out Brain = Shahid Afridi Khan. Nice na?

Poland, in the days before democracy settled down, went through times as bad as anywhere in Europe. After centuries of occupation by so many nations, being free from the Russian yoke was a weird experience; Poland emerged blinking into the bright lights of democracy and freedom.

Of course it was not like that at all; Poles knew what freedom was, and took to it like children in a sweet shop. But there were problems, and the shortages did not disappear overnight. .. So when his last light bulb burned out, Old Stefan knew he'd have to stand in line for two hours at the store (and there would probably be none left by the time he got to the front of the queue). So he went up into his attic and started rummaging around for an old oil lamp he vaguely remembered from decades ago.

He found the old brass lamp in a corner, stained with grime of ages. He started to polish it and a Genie appeared in cloud of smoke.

"Hello, Mortal!" said the Genie, more...

Once in 1992 there was a match between India and Pakistan. India made 89 and Pakistan still lost the game. The crowd of Pakistan then started hating all the players. Some players went missing.
(After some days)
Moin Khan in the disguise of a woman went to buy vegetables. The lady shopkeeper said "HI Moin".
Khan got afraid. When he started running away, the woman caught him and said "HI Moin".
Khan asked her "Who r u? "
She replied "Don't worry I am Wasim Akram"!!

Former Silver medalist boxer Amir Khan is already drawing big money and big hype, despite non-thrilling performances against ordinary opposition. Apparently "Amir Khan" is Pakistani for "Ryan Leaf."