Kenyan Jokes

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    Thousands of Kenyan women vowed Wednesday to begin a weeklong sex strike to try to protest their country's bickering leadership, which they say threatens to revive the bloody chaos that convulsed the African country last year. The Kenyan men took a long look at their wives then starting launching grenades.

    Thousands of Kenyan women have vowed to go on a weeklong sex strike to protest their country's leadership in hopes that the boycott will persuade men to pressure the government to make peace. I admire what these women are doing, although its really just a week that nobody gets AIDS.

    "And here's Moses Kiptanui, the 19 year old Kenyan, who turned 20 a few weeks ago." (David Coleman)

    - "Its a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs" (David Coleman)

    - "We now have exactly the same situation as we had at the start of the race, only exactly the opposite." (Murray Walker)

    - After playing Cameroon in the 1990 world cup finals: "We didn't underestimate them. They were just a lot better than we thought." (Bobby Robson)

    - On the difficulties of adjusting to playing football and living in Italy: "It was like being in a foreign country." (Ian Rush)

    - "I was in a no-win situation, so I'm glad that I won rather than lost." (Frank Bruno)

    - "There is Brendan Foster, by himself, with 20,000 people." (David Coleman)

    - "The lead car

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