John Madden Jokes / Recent Jokes

Longtime impersonator Frank Caliendo blows brains out.

I joined one of those NFL football'suicide pools' this season.
Apparently, we're supposed to pick a different team every week, and if they lose, we're out. I misunderstood the concept, though. For week 1, I picked:

John Madden, on the crapper, with a jelly doughnut
I still like my chances.

EA Sports has released a sneak peak of NFL Madden 11. The game is so realistic that you can actually smell the alcohol on Matt Leinart's breath.

Madden ‘07 cover boy Shaun Alexander is sidelined with a foot injury continuing the Madden Curse. John, if you’re planning the 2008 cover, I’d like to suggest Paris Hilton.

Brett Favre retired again, saying he will not play for the Vikings.
After the announcement, John Madden was seen sobbing, crying, then eating a triple-decker turkey sandwhich, followed by more crying.