Nudity Jokes

Two young boys were at a waterfall. They saw a naked women underneath the water. One of the boys ran away and the other one followed him saying, why are you running? The first boy said, my mother said that if you look at a naked woman, you turn to stone... And I am already becoming hard !

Thousands of Comcast subscribers in Tuscon were stunned this past Sunday, when with 3 minutes left to the game, their broadcast of the SuperBowl cut to a 30-second clip of a pornographic movie instead of an instant replay of an Arizona touchdown pass.
I don't know which is more damaging - jumping from an exciting 4th Quarter play to 30 seconds of male frontal nudity, or jumping from 30 seconds of male frontal nudity to a close-up of John Madden.

Coarse and violent nudity. Occasional language.

There is so much nudity on TV these days...I just sit there and shake my fist.