Jeffrey Jokes

Did you know that Jeffrey Dahmer was the only man in America whose bologna
really did have a first name?

Many a true word is spoken in jest but.............
Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fistfight after school.

1977 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up mates.

2007 - Police are called, Armed Response Unit arrives and arrests Johnny and Mark. Mobiles with video of fight confiscated as evidence. They are charged with assault, ASBOs are taken out and both are suspended even though Johnny started it. Diversionary conferences and parent meetings conducted. Video shown on 6 internet sites.

Scenario: Jeffrey won't sit still in class, disrupts other students.

1977 - Jeffrey is sent to the principal's office and given 6 of the best. Returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2007 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. Counseled to death. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra funding because Jeffrey has a disability. Drops out of school.

Scenario: Billy more...

The little boy was caught swearing by his teacher.

"Jeffrey," she said, "you shouldn't use that kind of language. Where did you hear it?"

"My daddy said it," he responded.

"Well, that doesn't matter," she explained, "you don't know what it means."

"I do, too," Jeffrey corrected. "It means the car won't start."

SERIAL KILLERS
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How did they find out Jeffrey Dahmer was a cigarette smoker?
They found a bunch of butts behind his couch
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite line of clothing?
Dis-Members Only
Jeffrey Dahmer had his mother over for dinner when she suddenly said,
"You know, Jeffrey, I don't like your neighbors..."
Which he responded, "Just eat the vegetables then..."
AIDS
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Doctor: "Your wife either has Ahlzeimer's or AIDS."
Husband: "How can we find out which?"
Doctor: "I need you to run a little experiment this weekend. Take
your wife to a park and leave her there. If she finds her
way home; don't fuck her."
What does MAGIC stand for in Magic Johnson?
My Ass Got Infected Coach
How did David Copperfield catch AIDS?
He was playing with Magic (D. C. has never been reported as having AIDS)
When asked how his daughter does not more...

Q. What is the difference between Tony Blair and Jeffrey Archer?
A. One is a lying cheating twisting two-faced untrusworthy money-grubbing millionaire Tory scumbag, and the other is Jeffrey Archer!