Magic Jokes

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    Play magic

    Hot 3 weeks ago

    A guy walks up to a girl in the bar and asks her if she wants to play magic.
    She asks, "How so?"
    He replies, "We go to my house, we screw and then you disappear!"

    Magic Show

    Hot 1 year ago

    Billy asked his mother, "Can I go over to Little Johnnie's house and watch the magic show?"
    Billy's mother replied, "Whatever do you mean, dear?"
    He answered, "The one Johnny's mom performs...? I heard her tell Miss Figpot that she got $600 for doing six tricks last night. That must be some kind of show!"

    Magic Wine Glass

    Hot 2 months ago

    A blonde was walking down the road when she saw a beautiful looking lamp, so she picked it up. She rubbed it and a magic genie came out. "You may have any three objects in the world, oh mighty mistress," said the genie. The blonde replied, "I wish I had an endless glass of wine."
    Suddenly a big, crystal glass filled with wine appeared in the blonde's hand. She drank it and to her surprise, it filled up again! "Wow! This wine is really nice, and it can't run out!" the blonde said. "In fact, it's so good, I'll have another two of these, please, genie!"

    On Christmas Eve, a young boy with light in his eyes
    Looked deep into Santa's, to Santa's surprise
    And said as he sat on Santa's broad knee,
    "I want your secret. Tell it to me."
    He leaned up and whispered in Santa's good ear
    "How do you do it, year after year?"
    "I want to know how, as you travel about,
    Giving gifts here and there, you never run out.
    How is it, Dear Santa, that in your pack of toys
    You have plenty for all of the world's girls and boys?
    Stays so full, never empties, as you make your way
    around the whole world, The reindeer pulling your sleigh
    From rooftop to rooftop, to homes large and small,
    From nation to nation, reaching them all?"
    And Santa smiled kindly and said to the boy,
    "Don't ask me hard questions. Don't you want a toy?"
    But the child shook his head, and Santa could see
    That he needed the answer. "Now listen to me,"
    He told that small boy more...

    Three men are fishing. One catches a magic fish that will grant each one a wish if they let him go.
    The first one wishes he could double his IQ. It is done.
    The second one wishes to triple his IQ. It is done.
    The last one (who is an idiot) wishes to multiply his IQ by a 1/2. The fish asks if he is sure; the man nods.
    When the fish grants his wish, he turns into a blond.

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