Iraqi Jokes / Recent Jokes
There was an Iraqi force moving thru the desert. As they were approaching some mountains they heard (from over the mountains) "One U.S. Marine can take out 10 Iraqi fighters!" The General of the army sent out ten of his men to take care of the american, none of them came back after some shooting. Then he heard, "One U.S. Marine can take out 100 Iraqi fighters!" So the General sent out 100 of his men after a long time of shooting none of his men returned. Then he heard "One U.S. Marine can take out 1000 Iraqi fighters!" The General, angry now, sends 1000 fighters. After a very long time of shooting one man comes back. In his dying breath he said, "Don't send anymore men! Its a trap, there are two of them."
More Iraqis were killed in October than in any other month since the invasion in 2003, according to a recent U.N. report.
In other news, "suicide bomber" was the most popular Iraqi Halloween costume choice yet again this year.
A black man enters a bar with his gorilla. He says to the bartender, "I would like a beer, and a gin and tonic for my girlfriend here."
The bartender looks at him like he's nuts and says, " I'm sorry but I don't serve Gorillas in this bar."
The man has an idea. He takes his girlfriend home and shaves her head, gives her a wig, dress, and makeup.
Then he returns to the same bar. He places the same order and this time the bar tender gives it to them.
They go and sit in a corner while the bartender turns to his friend and says, "Damn! Did you ever notice how all the good looking Iraqi ladies that come in here, always seem to be with black men?"
Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common? A. Nothing, yet.
Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?
A: Turkey.
Q: What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common?
A: They both have Kurds in their Whey.
Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!
Q: What is the best Iraqi job?
A: Foreign Ambassador
Q: How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. They can't turn them on anyway.
Q: How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Only one, but he does it from 30 miles away using laser targeting, and at a cost of US $8,000,
000.
Q: "How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?
A: You only have to more...
Q. What do Baghdad and Hiroshima have in common? A. Nothing, yet.Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving? A: Turkey.Q: What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common? A: They both have Kurds in their Whey.Q: What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common? A: They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from ! Q: What is the best Iraqi job? A: Foreign AmbassadorQ: How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. They can't turn them on anyway.Q: How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Only one, but he does it from 30 miles away using laser targeting, and at a cost of US $8,000,000.Q: "How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?" A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? A: You only have to teach them to take off.Q: How do you play Iraqi bingo? A: B-52...F-16...A-10Q: more...