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The make, model, and license plate number of your truck are obscured by a layer of mud.
You have got more bumper stickers than children.
Your wife has ever taken two pairs of shoes to a funeral: one pair to trudge thru the wet Georgia red clay between the house and the pickup, and the other pair to wear at the funeral.
You have ever been in a funeral where the flower truck was a pickup, particularly if it belonged to one of the family, more particularly if it was yours.
You have ever had to stop at a car wash on the way to a funeral to wash the dump dirt from the back of your pickup so you can use it as a flower truck.
Your clawfoot bathtub has ever been unusable because your wife was using it as a brooder.
Your clawfoot bathtub sometimes serves as a hospital for injured fowl.
You have ever come home and heard a ruckus in the bathroom. When you looked in, one of the more...
From "News of the Weird by Chuck Shepherd..."
Paul Stiller, 47, was hospitalized in Andover Township, N.J., in September and his wife, Bonnie, was also injured by a quarter-stick of dynamite that blew up their car.
While driving around at 2 a.m., the bored couple lit the dynamite and tried to toss it out the window to see what would happen, but they apparently failed to notice that the window was CLOSED!
Two local men were seriously injured when their pick-up truck left the road and struck a tree near Cotton Patch on State Highway 38 early Monday morning. Woodruff County Deputy Davey Snyder reported the accident shortly after midnight Monday.
Thurston Poole, 33, of Des Arc and Billy Ray Wallis, 38, of Little Rock, are listed in serious condition at Baptist Medical Center.
The accident occurred as the two men were returning to Des Arc after a frog gigging trip. On an overcast Sunday night, Poole's pick-up truck headlights malfunctioned. The two men concluded that the headlight fuse on the older model truck had burned out. As a replacement fuse was not available, Wallis noticed that the .22 caliber bullet from his pistol fit perfectly into the fuse box next to the steering wheel column.. Upon inserting the bullet, the headlights again began to operate properly and the two men proceeded east-bound toward the White River Bridge.
After traveling approximately 20 miles and just more...
The make, model, and license plate number of your truck are obscured by a layer of mud.You have got more bumper stickers than children.Your wife has ever taken two pairs of shoes to a funeral: one pair to trudge thru the wet Georgia red clay between the house and the pickup, and the other pair to wear at the funeral.You have ever had to stop at a car wash on the way to a funeral to wash the dump dirt from the back of your pickup so you can use it as a flower truck.Your clawfoot bathtub has ever been unusable because your wife was using it as a brooder.Your clawfoot bathtub sometimes serves as a hospital for injured fowl.You have ever come home and heard a ruckus in the bathroom. When you looked in, one of the injured fowl had escaped, found the chicken in the mirror, and was currently fighting with said chicken. There have ever been any gun parts, magazines, or ammunition stored on the window ledge of your kitchen - particularly if they have if they have laid there long enough for the more...
Where would you put an injured insect? In an antbulance!
The Mets added Jose Reyes, Carlos Beltran, and Ryan Church to their long list of injured players. To replace their injured players, the Mets called up the Washington Nationals.
The University of Duquense was rocked this week by the incident that occurred on campus involving six players of the men's basketball team.
While at a party five out of the six athletes that brought guns were injured, or worse injured others.
The Men's basketball coach was appalled by the events but offered a ray of hope. "So you're saying that my guys shot 5 of 6? That's 83%!!"
The university is also second guessing the team logo.