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Invitational Challenge, come up with terribly inappropriate
Christmas gift ideas.

Honorable Mentions
Supersoaker 9000
For use on those hard to reach targets; NFL referees, low flying
planes, and many more. At close range it can strip paint clean
rusty grills, and dig utility trenches.
The Laff-O-Minit Jajic Spellin' Tootor Doggie Dentist
Kids learn about dentistry on the family pooch.
Cuisin-Art
Turns mommy's food processor into a spinning paint tool.
Water Retention Wanda
Teaches kids the principles of the calendar.
Advanced Play Medical Kit
Includes colonoscope and speculum.
Chocolate Covered lead soldiers.
Bungeroo
Kid sized bungee kit for second story bedrooms.
Islamic Strip Poker
Lose a hand, lose a hand.

And the winners are
4th Runner Up
Li'l Naturalist Hornet Farm
3rd Runner Up
A Pee Wee Herman pull toy
2nd Runner Up
The Duncan Yo -- Goes more...

A group of nuns was traveling in a car when it had a flat tire. They got out and attempted to change it, but being rather unworldly, they had no idea how to go about it. Fortunately, a truck came along and the driver offered to change it for them. They gratefully accepted. As the trucker jacked up the car, it slipped from the jack. "Son-of-a-bitch!" he screamed.
"Sir, that is inappropriate language," the eldest nun said. "We understand you're upset, but must you use such language?"
"My apologies, Sister," he replied, and tried again. It slipped again and nearly smashed his fingers. "Son-of-a-bitch!" he screamed.
"Please, sir, we would ask you again to not use such language," the nun scolded. "If changing our tire is causing you to do so, perhaps it would be best if you didn't help us."
"I'm sorry, Sister, but I get so upset that it just comes out," the trucker replied.
"Well," more...