Hispanic Jokes

So there's a hispanic guy, a black guy, and a white guy.. A genie says I'll give you each one wish.. Whatever you want.

The black man says' I wish for all of my people to be happy and free in Africa." *Poof* done.

The hispanic guy says "I wish for MY people to be happy and free in Mexico. Done.

The white guy says: "So you mean to tell me all the blacks and mexicans are out of America now?" "Yes." Says the Genie...
White guy says: "Well, how about a coke?"

Last Lunch Three steel workers were having lunch at the construction site, a 20 story building. The first worker is Italian and when he looks in his lunch box, he exclaims, "Oh, no, if I have to eat spaghetti for lunch one more time, I going to jump off the 20th floor and kill myself." The second worker is Hispanic. When he looks in his lunch box, he exclaims, " Oh, no, if I have to eat tacos for lunch one more time, I going to jump off the 20th floor and kill myself." The third worker is polish. When he looks in his lunch box, he exclaims, "Oh, no, if I have to eat polish sausage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off the 20th floor and kill myself." The next day the Italian looks in his lunch box, sees a bowl of spaghetti. He walks to the edge and jumps to his death. Then the Hispanic worker looks in his lunch box, sees 2 tacos. He walks to the edge and jumps to his death. Finally the polish worker looks in his lunch box, sees a polish sausage more...

A white guy, a Chinese guy, and a Hispanic guy are breaking out of jail. They get all the way to the top of a hill, and at the bottom there is a barbed wired fence. The white guy says,' O. k. whatever happens when you hit the ground DON'T SCREAM!' The white guy goes first, he breaks a leg, doesn't scream. The Chinese guy goes he breaks a arm, doesn't scream. Then the Hispanic guy goes, and screams his head off! The other two ask him why he screamed so he points at the fence and says,' Looky, looky, balls on hooky.'

A black, a hispanic and a WASP were walking along the beach when they saw a bottle sticking out of the sand.
All three grabbed it at once and a genie came out of the bottle and said, "Because of your mutual participation, I will grant each of you one wish. .. what would you like to have?"
The black man indicated he wished everyone of his race would return to Africa and live in mutual peace and harmony.
"Your wish is granted," said the Genie.
The hispanic man said he wished everyone of his race would return to Cuba and Mexico and live in mutual peace and harmony.
"You wish is granted," the Genie said.
"What would you like to have?" the Genie asked the WASP.
"I'll take a Bud Lite," he replied.

Early last week, a 36-year-old grade-school science teacher arrived at school and was unlocking her classroom when she was shot. She was seriously wounded but survived, and at the hospital, she described the shooter as a 19 or 20 year old Hispanic man and said she'd received threatening letters from an anonymous man recently, but had no idea who he was or why he was threatening her. This was the top news story for two days.

++ Now, there are *two* absurd aspects to this story. Number one: As soon as someone discovered the woman had been shot, the school was evacuated and SWAT team members and other authorities were swarming all over the place. All the people evacuated were adult employees of the school, as it was too early in the morning for the kids to be there. The evacuees were herded onto a school bus and, without being given details on what the hell was going on, they were rushed at top speed to........... counseling! We just about fell off our chairs laughing when we more...