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    your mamma is so fat she all ways won king of the hill because she is the hill

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    Three guys, a Tarheel, a Blue Devil and an NC State Wolfpack are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
    "I will give you each one wish; that's three wishes total," says the Genie.
    The Wolfpack says, "I am studying to be a farmer; my dad was a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land in the Piedmont to forever be fertile."
    With a blink of the Genie's eye, "FOOM" the land in the Piedmont was made forever fertile.
    The Tarheel was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Chapel Hill, so that no one can come into our precious city."
    Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, "POOF" there was a huge wall around Chapel Hill.
    The Blue Devil says, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
    The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out."
    The Blue Devil says, more...

    A huge fleet of the english army came to a hill, on the bottom of the hill, there was a forest of trees. Just before the king was about to go down into it he heard a voice from the forest it yelled,

    " ONE IRISH MAN WILL DEFEAT THE WHOLE ENGLISH ARMY!!"

    The king was outraged and he sent two of his best knights down. After much clashing of swords there was blood curdling screams and all was silent.

    Again the king heard
    " ONE IRISH MAN WILL DEFEAT THE WHOLE ENGLISH ARMY!!"

    He was now so furious that he sent twenty of his knights down. There were screams of agony and pain...then all was quiet.

    again they heard
    " ONE IRISH MAN WILL DEFEAT THE WHOLE ENGLISH ARMY!!"

    The king was know seeing red and in his fury he sent the remaining of his fleet down to the forest. There were screams an clashing of swords and then all was quiet.

    The king was dumbfounded!! But one of his more...

    ...and he's a little raunchy. One day Ms. Hill goes, "Would anyone like to guess what's red and round?" Rodger raises his hand and says," A red ball." "No, it's an apple," says Ms. Hill, "but I like the way you think." Then she says, "What's orange and round?" Rodger says,
    "An orange ball." "No, it's an orange, but I like the way you think." Then Rodger says, "I got one for you, Ms. Hill. What's long and pink?" Ms. Hill looks stern and says, "Rodger, that is unacceptable in my class!" Then Rodger says,
    "Actually, it's an eraser, but I like the way you think!"

    Stumbling through the desert, a traveler was desperate for water when he suddenly saw something far off in the distance.
    Hoping to find water, he continued on toward the image, only to find a little old peddler sitting at a small table with a bunch of neckties laid out.
    "Please, may I have some water?" pleaded the parched traveler. "I'm dying of thirst."
    "Sorry, I have no water. Care to buy a tie?" asked the peddler. "This one looks like it would go very well with your clothes."
    "I don't want a tie, you idiot. I'm desperate for water," shrieked the traveler.
    "Fine, don't buy a tie. Just to show you what a nice guy I am, I'll tell you that about 5 miles over that hill there, you'll find a restaurant. Go there and they'll give you all the water you want," the peddler said.
    The traveler thanked the peddler and walked toward the hill, eventually disappearing out of sight. A few hours later, he more...

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