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    your mamma is so fat she all ways won king of the hill because she is the hill

    RTP Genie

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    Three guys, a Tarheel, a Blue Devil and an NC State Wolfpack are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
    "I will give you each one wish; that's three wishes total," says the Genie.
    The Wolfpack says, "I am studying to be a farmer; my dad was a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land in the Piedmont to forever be fertile."
    With a blink of the Genie's eye, "FOOM" the land in the Piedmont was made forever fertile.
    The Tarheel was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around Chapel Hill, so that no one can come into our precious city."
    Again, with a blink of the Genie's eye, "POOF" there was a huge wall around Chapel Hill.
    The Blue Devil says, "I'm very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
    The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick and nothing can get in or out."
    The Blue Devil says, more...

    A huge fleet of the english army came to a hill, on the bottom of the hill, there was a forest of trees. Just before the king was about to go down into it he heard a voice from the forest it yelled,

    " ONE IRISH MAN WILL DEFEAT THE WHOLE ENGLISH ARMY!!"

    The king was outraged and he sent two of his best knights down. After much clashing of swords there was blood curdling screams and all was silent.

    Again the king heard
    " ONE IRISH MAN WILL DEFEAT THE WHOLE ENGLISH ARMY!!"

    He was now so furious that he sent twenty of his knights down. There were screams of agony and pain...then all was quiet.

    again they heard
    " ONE IRISH MAN WILL DEFEAT THE WHOLE ENGLISH ARMY!!"

    The king was know seeing red and in his fury he sent the remaining of his fleet down to the forest. There were screams an clashing of swords and then all was quiet.

    The king was dumbfounded!! But one of his more...

    Dirty Ryhmes

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    (Row Row Row Your Boat)
    Roll, roll, roll your joint
    twist it at the end,
    take a puff,
    that's enough and pass it to a friend.
    Little Jack Horner sat in the corner playing with himself,
    he stuck his thumb up his ass
    and found his uncles underpants
    and said "What a good boy am I"
    Mary Mary quite contrary
    shaved her pussy cause it was so damn hairy.
    Mary Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow
    I live in a flat you fucking twat so how the fuck should I know
    Mary Mary quite contrary how does your garden grow
    With wizz and e's and ganja trees and coke as white as snow
    Mary had a little lamb her cow had B.S.E
    Mary was a kiky slut and gave them H.I.V
    Abraham Lincoln was a good old man.
    He hopped out the window with his Dick in hand.
    He said, "Excuse me ladies,
    just doing my duty
    so why not pull down your pants
    and give me some booty."
    Hickory Dickory more...

    The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through one of the manycanyons when suddenly rising from the hill on their right are hundreds ofindians. They start to spur their horse forward when they realised that thereare hundreds of indians ahead of them. Wheeling to the left they, onceagain, see hundreds of indians rising from the hill. They begin to back awayin the direction from which they had come and they realise, they weresurrounded. The indians had spread out. They were trapped. The Lone Ranger turns to Tonto, his life long friend, and says "Tonto, my firend, I think I must say that I have treasured our times togetherbut now I think we are doomed"." We?" replied Tonto "What's all this we, Paleface?"

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