"One man will defeat the English Army" joke
A huge fleet of the english army came to a hill, on the bottom of the hill, there was a forest of trees. Just before the king was about to go down into it he heard a voice from the forest it yelled,
" ONE IRISH MAN WILL DEFEAT THE WHOLE ENGLISH ARMY!!"
The king was outraged and he sent two of his best knights down. After much clashing of swords there was blood curdling screams and all was silent.
Again the king heard
" ONE IRISH MAN WILL DEFEAT THE WHOLE ENGLISH ARMY!!"
He was now so furious that he sent twenty of his knights down. There were screams of agony and pain...then all was quiet.
again they heard
" ONE IRISH MAN WILL DEFEAT THE WHOLE ENGLISH ARMY!!"
The king was know seeing red and in his fury he sent the remaining of his fleet down to the forest. There were screams an clashing of swords and then all was quiet.
The king was dumbfounded!! But one of his comrades came limping up the hill, this man was tattered and bruised, his left hand had been chopped off an he was bleeding profoundly.
In a hoarse voice he knelt before the king and said
" My lord they tricked us.....there were two of them"
funniest F****** joke ever
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a F***** one eyed deer
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