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A blonde, a brunette, and a readhead are told that if they jump off a certain cliff and say any word they want, they will turn into whatever they say.
The brunette jumps off and says "Eagle!", and she turns into an eagle and flies away.
The readhead jumps off and says "Hawk!", and she turns into a hawk and flies away.
The blonde gets a running start, trips on a rock, falls over the edge and yells "OH CRAP!"

"Look at that speed!" said one hawk to another as the jet fighter plane hurtled over their heads.
"Hmph!" snorted the other. "You would fly fast too if your tail was on fire!"

Hawk and Tom were talking in the bar. Hawk said," I just got kicked off the course for breaking 60." Tom looked at him, amazed. " Breaking 60? That's amazing!" Hawk smiled and said," Yeah, I never knew a golf cart could go that fast!"

there are three men. 1 finds out that there is a cliff that when you jump off you turn into the thing you shout. that man tells the others about it. they go to the cliff and the first one jumps off and shouts Sparrow; he turns into a sparrow the second man jumps off and says Hawk he turns into a hawk. the third man jogs and trips over a rock as he is about to jump off it and says, "Oh, Crap!!!" and he turns into poop.

Three animals in a bar was having a huge argument over who was the best.
The first animal, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey had hardly a chance.
The second, a lion, based his claim on his strength. No one in the jungle dared to challenge him, King of the Jungle.
The third, a skunk, insisted he needed neither flight nor strength to frighten off any creature with his unique arsenal.
As the three debated the issue, a grizzly bear came along and swallowed them all; hawk, lion and stinker!

Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey had hardly a chance.The second, a lion, based his claim on his strength. No animal in the forest dared to challenge him.The third, a skunk, insisted he needed neither flight nor strength to frighten off any animal using his unique arsenal.As the trio debated the issue, a grizzly bear came along and swallowed them all: hawk, lion, and stinker!

there was a blonde brunette red head so they were by this cliff and each time u jumped off the cliff and u saied something u wood turn into it . so the brunette jumped off and said hawk.she turned into a hawk.the red head jumped and said eagle.she turned into a eagle.the blonde jumped off and said crap.she turned into crap.