Hatch Jokes

  • Funny Jokes

    Knock-Knock
    Who's There
    Hatch
    Hatch Who?
    God Bless You.

    [email protected] swears this really happened to him...
    OK. Here goes. I was 17, and had mentioned to my father that I was thinking
    of buying a rubber boat for use as a scuba platform. My father managed to
    get me one from the F.A.A. where he worked. (Don't ask, I never did).
    What he brought me was one of those Air Force survival rafts that they issue
    to bomber crews with up to 10 men. I couldn't wait to test it, so I called
    Jason, and told him to come on over. I took the back seat out of my VW bug,
    and laid the seat back down. This makes a VW bug kind of like a hatch back
    without the hatch. Jason got over to my place, just as our girlfriends showed
    up. They had come over to see if we wanted to go swimming. I crammed the
    raft, and both girls in the back of the VW (it was really tight), and Jason
    in the passenger seat up front, and took off.
    I got onto IH35 in Oklahoma
    City to head for one of the area lakes. The windows more...

    Knock, knock

    Who's there?

    Hatch

    Hatch who?

    Bless you.

    Knock Knock
    Who's there!
    Hatch!
    Hatch who?
    God bless you!

    Knock Knock??
    who's there?
    Hatch
    Hatch-who?
    Bless you

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