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A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her harp, and the other half playing it out of tune.Q: Why are harps like elderly parents? A: Both are unforgiving and hard to get into and out of cars.

A harp is a nude piano. A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her harp, and the other half playing it out of tune. Q: Why are harps like elderly parents? A: Both are unforgiving and hard to get into and out of cars.

Why are harps like elderly parents? Both are unforgiving and hard to get into and out of cars.

How long does a harp stay in tune? About 20 minutes, or until someone opens a door.

What's the definition of a quarter tone? A harpist tuning unison strings.