Hari Jokes / Recent Jokes

Sardars hari singh and gani singh walked toward each other on a
Country road. Hari singh carried a burlap bag over his shoulder.
"hey bhai," gani singh drawled, "what's in the bag?"
"chickens," was the reply.
"if i guess how many, can i have one?"
"you can have both of them."
"ok, five?"

Once in the indo pakistan war, pakistan was fighting fiercely and capturing everything in sight. A sikh camp called gurudwara hideout was crucial to defend from the pakistanis as it contained all the defence secrets.

The pakistani forces surrounded the base and the sikhs had thought that they had lost the battle but, suddenly out of the bushes jumps cptn. Hari singh wearing a maachar dani! (mosquito net). He pulls out his ak-47 rifle and fires like mad. The pakistanis run off quickly. The next day hari singh gets a medal.

His freinds ask him "yaar thu maachar daani kyon pehenke gaya tha?" hari singh replies "maachar daani itni patli hote hain ki agar maachar nahin ghus sakte, goli kahan se ghussenghi?

In the following war hari singh retires and his son gyani singh (no assumptions please! ) Joins the army. Pakistanis are again surrounding the gurudwara hideout, the sikhs again think they've lost the war but out of the bushes erupts gyani more...

Manda benna karanava
Juval gihin ara vidiyata
Mata hari lejjai none //
Mata hari lejjai none //
Royal ekata giya thamai
Putha danna kiyala,
Visi pandahak illuva
Ethana hitapu gobila
Parivase magahitiya
Aiyo mage karume
Golayo tika penala gihin
Den Ranilge ukule
Un okkoma - mama thaniyama
Valiyatamai enne
Panseeyak bavanava
"Chandi Rajina" mama ne!
Manda benna karanava
Juval gihin ara vidiyata
Mata hari lejjai none //
Mata hari lejjai none //