Groomers Jokes

She has cats and when she lived in the south she would take them to the groomers and have what is called a Line Cut. To her a line cut is when all of the fur hanging down below the cat's tummy is taken off (because it gets matted or snarled).


When she moved to Chicago with my brother, one of the cats fur got all tangled up during the move so she took it in for a line cut. She was quite surprised when she heard the price as it was twice as much as it was down south. She confirmed with the groomer that he understood what a line cut was and he said "yes, I know what a LION cut is." It seems her accent came out sounding like LION not LINE and this is how her cat was returned to her.

She cried for a week... but not as much as the cat. It was November in Chicago and the cat needed all the fur it had."

Gas in car to go to groomers $4. 50
Cat car carrier $32. 99
Grooming fee $80. 00
Getting the look from one seriously pissed more...

Sheree Carroll said her Canine Coiffeurs place on West Washington Street stays busy by bathing, grooming and clipping dogs. The place is so busy that customers make appointments a year in advance.
So it was no surprise the waiting room was full recently when a woman arrived with two dogs for her scheduled appointment. She brought one of the animals into the shop and went back to her car for the second.
While she was out, one of the groomers came from the back and took the unattended dog inside for the works.
The dog, a mixed breed weighing perhaps 75 pounds, didn't appear to be the ordinary candidate for such special treatment. In fact, it appeared rather... well, not as clean as the dogs who frequent Canine Coiffeurs.
But the animal loved it -- the bath, the works. He rolled to his back and whined in ecstasy. When the groomers were finished, the brown dog was the happiest pet in the place.
When they brought the dog to the woman and prepared to pick up the more...