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When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath to make me more attractive."
The milkman replied, "Oh, OK. Pasteurized?"
The blonde looked at the milkman with a confused look on her face and said...
"No. Just up to my boobs."

When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons, so knocked on the door to clarify the point.The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or 1.5 gallons?" The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath to make me more attractive." The milkman replied, "Oh, OK. Pasteurized?" The blonde looked at the milkman with a confused look on her face and said..."No. Just up to my boobs."

When the milkman read the note he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant
1.5 gallons, so knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 15 gallons or
1.5 gallons?"
The blonde said, "I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath to make me more attractive."
The milkman replied, "Oh, OK. Pasteurized?"
The blonde looked at the milkman with a confused look on her face and said... "No. Just up to my boobs."

When the milkman found a note on one of his customer'sdoors asking for 16 gallons instead of the usual quart, he rang the bell." Sorry to bother you, ma'am," he said, "but are you sureyou want sixteen gallons of milk today?" "Oh, yes," said the lady of the house. "I'm going to takea milk bath." "Do you want it pasteurized?" "No, just up to my tits would be fine."

A male blue whale, can ejaculate 40 gallons of sperm during sex.
Only 10% of that will get to the female.
The other 36 gallons is left in the sea.
No wonder the sea's so salty.

IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT. . . Customer: Hi. How much is your paint? Clerk: Well, sir, that all depends on quite a lot of things. Customer: Can you give me a guess? Is there an average price? Clerk: Our lowest price is $12 a gallon, and we have 60 different prices up to $200 a gallon. Customer: What's the difference in the paint? Clerk: Oh, there isn't any difference; it's all the same paint. Customer: Well, then I'd like some of that $12 paint. Clerk: When do you intend to use the paint? Customer: I want to paint tomorrow. It's my day off. Clerk: Sir, the paint for tomorrow is the $200 paint. Customer: When would I have to paint to get the $12 paint? Clerk: You would have to start very late at night in about 3 weeks. But you will have to agree to start painting before Friday of that week and continue painting until at least Sunday. Customer: You've got to be *&%^#@* kidding! Clerk: I'll check and see if we have any paint available. Customer: You have shelves FULL of paint! I can see it! more...

This lady read in a magazine that milk baths are good for your skin. She left a note for the milkman to leave her 15 gallons of milk. The milkman thought she made a mistake. He knocked on the door and asked, "Do you really want 15 gallons of milk?" She explained that they were good for the skin and was going to take a bath in it. The milkman asks, "Do you want it pasturized?" She said, "No, just up to my neck will do!"