Frost Jokes
Funny Jokes
A man was driving down an Alaskan road and his car broke down. He phoned the Alaskan Mobile Fixit Service and they arrived shortly after. He service man opened the bonnet and after a while the repair man said " It looks like you've blown a seal ", the man replies "No, it's just frost on my moustache."
Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun? -It burns too easily
Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?
A: Because you can`t bury them in trees!
Q: Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
A: He was trying to make both ends meet!
Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A: A collie-flower!
Q: Why do dogs wag their tails?
A: "Because no one else will do it for them!"
Q: Why didn`t the dog speak to his foot?
A: Because it`s not polite to talk back to your paw!
Q: What is the dog’s favorite city?
A: New Yorkie!
Q: Who is the dog’s favorite comedian?
A: Growlcho Marx!
Q: What did the cowboy say when the bear ate Lassie?
A: "Well, doggone!"
Q: What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?
A: He stole the show!
Q: How can if you have a stupid dog?
A: It chases parked cars! Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with Concorde?
A: A jet setter!
Q: more...What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? Have an ice day!
Why does frost not like to lay out in the sun?-It burns too easily
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