Foreigner Jokes / Recent Jokes

The normal way, if the British find they have a language problem with foreigners, is to just talk a bit LOUDER and hope that they understand it.
This guy was having the problems and he was shouting at this poor Italian guy. The Italian guy looked at him and said "What's the matter, are you foreigner or something?"
The British guy said "A foreigner? Good God no, I'm British!"

Once morron had invited a foreigner to lunch. morron served him curd with vegetables. the foreigner did not know what was it and so he asked morron. Morron replied,"milk sleeping in the night, morning becomes tight."

Two Japanese businessmen are talking during their afternoon dip in the hot baths at the Geisha house. The first businessman says, "Hirokosan, I have unpleasant news for you. Your wife is dishonoring you. I saw her the other night and she was out with another man." Hirokosan can't believe what he hears, and asks for more information. "It is as I said, Hirokosan, and she is doing it with a foreigner who appears to be of the Jewish faith." Shocked, Hirokosan goes home to confront his wife. He faces her and says, "I am told that you are dishonoring me with a foreigner of the Jewish faith". She replies, "That's a lie! Where did you hear such meshugas?"

"Honor"
Two Japanese businessmen were talking during their dip in the hot baths
at the geisha house.
"Hirokosan, I have unpleasant news for you. Your wife is dishonoring you."
Upset, Hirokosan asked for more information.
"More, she is dishonoring you with a foreigner who is of the Jewish faith."
Shocked, Hirokosan went home to confront his wife. "I am told you are
dishonoring me with a foreigner of the Jewish faith."
"That is a lie!" she replied, outraged. "Where did you hear such mishegass?"

Ahmed was showing a foreign vistor around his country and bemoaning the lack of gratitude his countrymen showed him for his considerable achievements.
"Look here" says Ahmed to the foreigner "at this vast and modern ship building yard", and the yards were indeed vast and modern.
"I built this myself. I own it. But do they call me 'Ahmed the ship builder'? No! They don't!"
"And look here" says Ahmed to the foreigner "at the modern and efficient road system we travelled on today", and the road system was indeed modern and efficient.
"I own the company that built these roads. But do they call me 'Ahmed the road builder'? No! They don't!"
"And look over there" says Ahmed to the foreigner "at that towering city on the horizon", and the city was indeed towering.
"I own two thirds of those buildings. I built that city. But do they call me 'Ahmed the city builder'? No! They don't call more...