Ethiopia Jokes

Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort. He was there, with all those bony kids all around, and then they started yelling: "WE WANT TOYS!! WE WANT TOYS!!!"But then Santa, remembering his important job of orientating children to behave well, said: "A child who doesn't eat right doesn't get toys!!!"

A zoo in Ethopia is poisoning lion cubs because they cannot afford to keep them. The zoo released a statement that said it regrets dealing with the problem in this way, but Ethiopia is a poor desert country that has neither the bags nor the lakes needed for conventional cub disposal.

Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.
He was there, with all those bony kids all around, and then they started yelling: "WE WANT TOYS! WE WANT TOYS!!!"
But then Santa, remembering his important job of orientating children to behave well, said: "A child who doesn't eat right doesn't get toys!!!"

Once Santa Claus went to Ethiopia, to give the children some words of confort.He was there, with all those bony kids all around, and then they started yelling: "WE WANT TOYS! WE WANT TOYS!!!"But then Santa, remembering his important job of orientating children to behave well, said: "A child who doesn't eat right doesn't get toys!!!"

Once the Indian prime minister Mr.Rajiv Gandhi wanted to visit Ethiopia and he was successful in implementing his plan and he flew to that country, there he was very pleased to hear from the President that they can have a call to heaven for just 3 minutes at a charge of just 2 bucks.Rajiv Gandhi was very much pleased and he called his mom then his grandparents and every one.Soon after his trip he summoned all the Indian scientists and ordered them to build a telephone such that he can call every one from his own country, after one month the scientists came with the solution and Rajiv made the first call to heaven but the cost for 3 minutes was just more than 300 bucks so he summoned all the scientists and asked them why the charge is so high, it is only 2 bucks in Ethiopia for which the scientists replied that from Ethiopia it is just an local call but from India it is an ISD.