Enlargement Jokes

Those penis enlargement pills you took must be working. You're a bigger dick now than you were last week.

A girl lived in a small town out west. She had a beautiful face, but was way out of proportion. This girl had a really large ass, but very small tits.
Knowing there was nothing immediate she could to reduce her behind, she decided to do something right away to enlarge here chest.
She went to the doctor to check into a breast enlargement. The doctor stated that he really had to discourage breast enlargement surgery due to the many complications that other women were having.
The girl stated that she really wanted to do something to enlarge here chest. The doctor suggested "Try taking a few pieces of toilet paper and rubbing in between your breasts 2-3 times a day."
She asked "Do you really think this will make my breasts larger?"
The doctor stated "It worked on your ass, didn't it?"

One day upon arriving home from work, my wife informed me that she was interested in having breast enlargement surgery. When I asked why, she said, "Because it would improve my self-esteem, and hopefully make me a little more attractive to you."
When I asked her how much it would cost, she said "$3000 per breast."
I exclaimed, "$3000 per breast?! Have you tried the toilet paper method?"
She looked puzzled.
"Sure - each night before you go to bed, rub toilet paper between y our breasts, and over a period of time, they should grow."
She said, "That won't work!"
I replied, "It worked on your ass!"

A genuine penis enlargement product that works.
I have to say I've been using the internet for many years now and have sent off for every one of the penis enlargement 'devices' I've read about on usenet or been spammed with.
My cock is now 7 miles 215 yards 1 foot 2 and three quarter inches long
Does anyone know of a decent site offering penis reduction creams or tablets?