"Those penis enlargement pills you" joke

A guy says to his friend, "I can't remember if the doctor told me my wife has AIDS or Alzheimer's."
His friend says, "It's simple. Drive her to the other side of town. If she finds her way home, don't fuck her."

Does a dolphin ever do something by accident? No, they do everything on porpoise!

The best way to combat criminals is by not voting for them.

Your Moma is so poor when I saw her wobbling down the strret with one shoe, I hollered-"lost a shoe", and she said-"Nope... just found one..."

Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.