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Tickle Me Elmo A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made "Tickle Me Elmo" dolls.
It was Friday and almost quitting time and hurriedly the boss told her to report for work on Monday. He quickly explained to her she would be stationed on the assembly line just before the dolls were packed into boxes.
On Monday they started up the line and within twenty minutes had to shut it down because one worker couldn't keep up. The boss went down the line to find the problem. The new employee was very busy trying to do her part, but she had a bunch of dolls waiting for her. Closer examination showed she was sewing little cloth bags containing two walnuts in the appropriate place on the dolls.
The boss could not control his laughter and said, "Lady, I said to give each doll Two ---- "Test" ---- Tickles.
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A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made "Tickle Me Elmo" dolls. It was Friday and almost quitting time and hurriedly the boss told her to report for work on Monday. He quickly explained to her she would be stationed on the assembly line just before the dolls were packed into boxes. On Monday they started up the line and within twenty minutes had to shut it down because one worker couldn't keep up. The boss went down the line to find the problem. The new employee was very busy trying to do her part, but she had a bunch of dolls waiting for her. Closer examination showed she was sewing little cloth bags containing two walnuts in the appropriate place on the dolls. The boss could not control his laughter and said, "Lady, I said to give each doll Two ---- "Test" ---- Tickles.
What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory? 2 testtickles!
Top 12 things that Santa Claus will be disappointing children by leaving under the Christmas tree instead of a "Tickle Me Elmo" in 1996: Tickle My Elbow "Pull My Finger" Cabbage Patch Kid Tickle Me Enos New Kids on the Block singing action figures Championship croquet set, with lawn darts and horseshoes "Slick Willy" political scandal trading card set Talking Barney the Dinosaur doll (I love you, you love me, somebody rip out my battery!) "The Last Action Hero" GAF Viewmaster discs Goose Me Susie A real live pony. (If it's not there when you wake up, that's because your mother chased it off and killed it!) [Thank you Al Bundy] An 8-bit Nintendo system -or- an 8-track tape deck Socks, clothes, and other useless stuff [For international readers: Tickle Me Elmo is a cute stuffed toy that wiggles around when you tickle it, or so I've heard. Children want them for Christmas, but they are in very short supply at the North Pole. The stores are all sold more...
Once there was a blonde who really needed some money. She saw an ad in the newspaper for a job at an Elmo factory. She went down and applied, but the manager told her that she wouldn't want the job because it was so boring. The blonde begged him and told him she would do anything because she needed the money really bad. After long consideration the manager hired her.
After a few hours the manager looked at the video-monitor showing the factory floor and saw that the conveyer belt was backed up. The manager went downstairs to find out what the problem was. When he arived there the blonde was sewing to marbles into the crotch of every Elmo.
The manager said, "I said to give each Elmo two test tickles; not two testicles!"
A few weeks before Christmas a very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made "Tickle Me Elmo dolls." It was Friday and almost quitting time and hurriedly the boss told her to report for work on Monday. He quickly explained to her she would be stationed on the assembly line just before the dolls were packed into boxes.
On Monday they started up the line and within twenty minutes had to shut it down because one worker couldn't keep up. The boss went down the line to find the problem. The new employee was very busy trying to do her part, but she had a bunch of dolls waiting for her.
Closer examination showed she was sewing little cloth bags containing two walnuts in the appropriate place on the dolls.
The boss could not control his laughter and said, "Lady, I said to give each doll Two ---- Test ---- Tickles."