Dressmaker Jokes

Where should a dressmaker live?
On the outskirts of the city.

What's the difference between a dressmaker and an alto?
The dressmaker tucks up the frills.

What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer? A dressmaker sews what she gathers, a farmer gathers what he sows.

Q: Whats the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.

Q: What's the difference between a violist and a dressmaker? A: A dressmaker tucks up frills.