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    Alter Your Course!

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    This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of NavalOperations, 10-10-95, MSG#H0000115020ecb52EMHS #1: "Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision."#2: "Recommend that you change YOUR course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision."#1: "This is the captain of a U.S. navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course."#2: "No, I say again divert YOUR course."#1: "This is the aircraft carrier Enterprise, we are a large warship of the U.S. navy. Divert your course NOW!"#2: "This is a lighthouse. Your call?"

    The following is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations:
    #1: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.
    #2: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to south to avoid a collision.
    #1: This is the captain of a U. S. navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
    #2: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
    #1. THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER ENTERPRISE. WE ARE A LARGE WARSHIP OF THE U. S. NAVY. DIVERT YOUR COURSE NOW!
    #2. This is a lighthouse. Your call.

    This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations, 10-10-95, MSG#H0000115020ecb52EMHS
    #1: "Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision." #2: "Recommend that you change YOUR course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision."
    #1: "This is the captain of a U.S. navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course." #2: "No, I say again divert YOUR course."
    #1: "This is the aircraft carrier Enterprise, we are a large warship of the U.S. navy. Divert your course NOW!" #2: "This is a lighthouse. Your call?"

    This is an actual radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval
    Operations, 10-10-95, MSG#H0000115020ecb52EMHS
    #1: "Please divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision."
    #2: "Recommend that you change YOUR course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision."
    #1: "This is the captain of a U.S. navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course."
    #2: "No, I say again divert YOUR course."
    #1: "This is the aircraft carrier Enterprise, we are a large warship of the U.S. navy. Divert your course NOW!"
    #2: "This is a lighthouse. Your call?"

    This is based on an actual radio conversation between a U.S. Navy aircraft carrier, U.S.S. Abraham Lincoln, and Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. The radio conversation was released by the
    Chief of Naval Operations on 10/10/95 authorized by the Freedom of Information Act.
    Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid collision.
    Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
    Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
    Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
    Canadians: No, I say again, you divert YOUR course.
    Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU
    CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES more...

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