Dishwasher Jokes / Recent Jokes

Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Dishwasher.
Dishwasher Who?
Dishwasher whay I sphoke vhefore I hafe fawse feeth
(This was the way I spoke before I had false teeth)

You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
You can change the oil in your truck without ducking your head.

What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!

Knock Knock
Who's there!
Dishwasher!
Dishwasher who?
Dishwashn't de way I shpoke before I had false teeth! Knock Knock
Who's there!
Dishwasher!
Dishwasher who?
Dishwasher the way I spoke before I had false teeth!

Knock.Knock.
WHO'S There?
Dishwasher.
Dishwasher who?
Dishwasher way I talked before I got my new Teeth.