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Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Showing respect fortheir fallen comrade, the other five complete their playing timestanding up. Roberts looks around and asks, "Now, who is going to tell the wife?" They draw straws. Rippington, who is always a loser, picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse than it is. "Gentlemen! Discreet? I'm the most discreet man you will ever meet. Discretion is my middle name, leave it to me." Rippington walks over to the Smith house and knocks on the door. The wife answers and asks what he wants. Rippington says, "Your husband just lost $500 playing cards." She hollers, "TELL HIM TO DROP DEAD!" Rippington says, "I'll tell him."

Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five complete their playing time standing up. Roberts looks around and asks,' Now, who is going to tell the wife?' They draw straws. Rippington, who is always a loser, picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse than it is.' Gentlemen! Discreet? I'm the most discreet man you will ever meet. Discretions my middle name, leave it to me.' Rippington walks over to the Smith house, knocks on the door, the wife answers, asks what he wants. Rippington says,' Your husband just lost $500 playing cards.' She hollers,' TELL HIM TO DROP DEAD!' Rippington says,' O.K.'

Six elderly gentlemen were playing poker in the condo clubhouse, when one of them loses $500 on a single hand and drops dead from the excitement, at the table.

Showing respect for their fallen comrade, they complete their playing time standing up.

Now, who is going to tell the wife?

They draw straws, and Joe who is always a loser picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse than it is.

"Gentlemen, I'm the most discreet guy you will ever meet. Discretion is my middle name. Just leave it to me."

He goes to the apartment, knocks on the door, the widow answers, asks what he wants.

"Your husband just lost $500."

She hollers, "He should only drop dead!"

"He did."

Six buddies were playing poker when Jones loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table.
To show respect for their fallen comrade, the remaining five continue playing standing up.
Winters looks around and says, "So, which one of us is going to tell his wife?"
They draw straws. Burrows picks the shortest one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse than it already is.
"Discreet? Guys, I'm the most discreet man you'll ever meet," Burrows says. "Discretion is my middle name. Leave it to me."
He goes over to the Jones house and rings the doorbell. The wife answers and asks what he wants.
"Your husband just lost $500 playing poker and he's afraid to come home," he says.
"TELL HIM TO DROP DEAD!" she screams.
"OK," Burrows replies, "I'll go tell him."

Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table.
Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five complete their playing time standing up.
Roberts looks around and asks, "Now, who is going to tell the wife?"
They draw straws.
Rippington, who is always a loser, picks the short one.
They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse than it is.
"Gentlemen! Discreet? I'm the most discreet man you will ever meet. Discretion is my middle name, leave it to me."
Rippington walks over to the Smith house, knocks on the door, the wife answers, asks what he wants.
Rippington says, "Your husband just lost $500 playing cards."
She hollers, "TELL HIM TO DROP DEAD!"
Rippington says, "I'll tell him."

Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table.
Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five complete their playing time standing up.
Roberts looks around and asks, 'Now, who is going to tell the wife?'
They draw straws. Rippington, who is always a loser, picks the short one.
They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse than it is.
'Gentlemen! Discreet? I'm the most discreet man you will ever meet. Discretions my middle name, leave it to me.'
Rippington walks over to the Smith house, knocks on the door, the wife answers, asks what he wants.
Rippington says, 'Your husband just lost $500 playing cards.'
She hollers, 'TELL HIM TO DROP DEAD!'
Rippington says, 'O.K.'

Six guys were playing poker when Smith loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead at the table. Showing respect for their fallen comrade, the other five complete their playing time standing up.Roberts looks around and asks, "Now, who is going to tell the wife?" They draw straws. Rippington, who is always a loser, picks the short one. They tell him to be discreet, be gentle, don't make a bad situation any worse than it is."Gentlemen! Discreet? I'm the most discreet man you will ever meet. Discretion is my middle name, leave it to me." Rippington walks over to the Smith house, knocks on the door, the wife answers, asks what he wants.Rippington says, "Your husband just lost $500 playing cards."She hollers, "TELL HIM TO DROP DEAD!"Rippington says, "I'll tell him."