Diapers Jokes

Boys are like diapers....
Always on my ass and full of shit.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

After they'd brought their first baby home from the hospital, a young wife suggested to her husband that he try his hand at changing diapers. "I'm busy," he said. "I'll do the next one."
The next time the baby was wet, she asked if he was now ready to learn how to change diapers. He looked puzzled. "Oh," he replied finally. "I didn't mean the next diaper. I meant the next baby!"

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.

They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.

Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A: Because it says right on it "good for up to 20 pounds."