Declawed Jokes

  • Funny Jokes

    Easy code system to communicate with other cat owners and with the animal clinic.
    Sex:
    XFemale, spayed, no interest.
    X+Female, spayed, but still interested.
    X++Female, intact, but not particularly excitable.
    X+++I am a kitten factory.
    YMale, neutered, no interest.
    Y+Male, neutered, but still interested.
    Y++Male, intact, but not particularly excitable.
    Y+++I would go through a burning building to get at a female in heat.
    Size ("largeness"):
    L-I fit easily into your shirt pocket.
    L-I can curl up in two cupped hands.
    L-I'm somewhere between kitten-sized and average.
    LI'm average cat size, just right for your lap.
    L+I'm starting to slip off the side of your lap.
    L++I'm large enough to make a German Shepherd think twice.
    L+++People sometimes mistake me for a mountain lion.
    Weight:
    W-I'm so thin that you can count my bones.
    W-I'm slim, but healthy.
    WI'm an average cat, not too thin and not too more...

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