Daniel Jokes / Recent Jokes

Sitting in the sauna, starry-eyed Daniel sighed to a perfect stranger, "YToiow, my wife's an angel."
"I envy you," the other man snorted. "Mine's still alive."

Jack Daniel's makes your list of "most admired people".

what do you call daniel townsend at the beach? large piece of peligan shit.

what do you call daniel when he is looking at you? and ugly person vernita

Busy Angelina Jolie will apparently be playing Mariane Pearl, widow of slain reporter Daniel Pearl, in an upcoming movie. I'm guessing that if the real Mariane Pearl looked like Angelina Jolie, Daniel Pearl's last words might have been very different:

"Don't kill me and I'll let you do my wife! She's a 10! Please! You can do coke off her nipples!"