"Sitting in the sauna, starry-eyed Daniel sighed to a perfect stranger" joke

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Sitting in the sauna, starry-eyed Daniel sighed to a perfect stranger, "YToiow, my wife's an angel."
"I envy you," the other man snorted. "Mine's still alive."

Q. Why did the feminist cross the road?
A. To start a fight with a complete stranger, for no reason what so ever.

A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and asked, "If you woke upin the woods and scratched your buttand felt vasoline, would you tell anyone?""Hell no!" the guy said.The stranger then asked, "If you felt further into yourcrack and more...

An old Jewish couple were having an argument.
Sadie, the wife: It's Ha-WAI-i!
Morris, the husband: No, it's Ha-VAI-i!
Both being extremely stubborn and too proud to look it up, they continued on like this on their way to the grocer's.
On their way they bumped more...

A stranger is just a friend you don't know

A man and his wife are stranded on a desert island. The wife begins to lose interest in her husband and wishes on a star that she would find another man. The next day a man is washed on shore. He is very nice looking and finds immediate interest in the wife. The husband was very more...

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